Sunday, May 28, 2006

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Tell us all the wonderful things your company has done.

39 Comments:

Anonymous Charles Charles said...

I think Charles Charles should get a 20% pay raise.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You idiot. You have to check off anonymous or everyone will know who you are.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...and thank you for all that you do day-in and day-out..."

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...and thank you for all that you do day in and day out..."

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can I get a pen?

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Confarta pens on ebay go for $500.

7:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did you bring for lunch?

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a tip for Charles...When hosting a dinner presentation, please make sure all the guests depart with leftovers to take home to their significant others, dog, whomever, and their untouched desserts get properly packaged in a to-go box.

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a terrible thing when this is the only industry that gets slammed by everyone. Money markets, payroll...all sales industry is relative. Just this one gets shat on. F U and leave it alone.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about an episode with Charles on a ride along with his manager?

Or a territory meeting where everyone is talking crap trying to impress the manager?

That would be too funny! Hey i love the one where the dr had passed away 6 mths ago!! Keep up the good work

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Media reports have it that negative trial data showing serious risks on Confarta was withheld. How will Charles Charles deal with this issue when his physicians become aware of this?

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats a lie about Confarta pens going for $500 on ebay. You're just trying to make out your the top area rep. I had to pay the buyer to take the one I put on there.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just laugh at the way Pfizzer and Eli Lolly reps come over here trying to put us down. I've sold many a pen on ebay, they're the best solid plastic writing utensils on the market. If you can't get at least $400 get out of the company.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Media reports have it that negative trial data showing serious risks on Confarta was withheld."

You must be a troll, a slientologist or a snake oil salesman, confarta has benefitted millions (or at least dozens) of people worldwide.

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's nothing wrong with Confarta, look:

"Study leader, Professor Dick Ed Farma, University of Cyberspace, said: "Studies have shown that Flatulence has been under-diagnosed and could soon become the leading disorder treated with Confarta across the globe.

He added that increases in off label promotion by Williams & Williams has seen one in 5 children and adolescents diagnosed with Flatulence but denied criticism that the disorder is an industry phenomenon.

Professor Farma received funding and a massive box of Confarta from Williams & Williams Pharmaceuticals for lending his name to the study."

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could we all stop feeding the psychos that come here complaining about trial data, if you ignore them they'll go to another board and leave us alone.

Who cares if a few trial participants exploded due to Confarta's rare paradoxical side effects, they DESERVED it.

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why didn't they give Professor Farma a box of Confarta pens?

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why didn't they give Professor Farma a box of Confarta pens?"


What kind of idiot are you that you haven't noticed? The pens don't work - they're SOLID plastic. No wonder you didn't get your paperwork in on time, loser.

If you want to get up the ladder as far as Charles Charles got to, you need to get a good brain like his. Having said that, his being such an efficient asset to W&W doesn't discount the validity of the rumour that he take it up the...

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I notice he didn't deny taking it up the ... in the documentary. He looked more pleased than shocked to me.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They gave Professor Farma a large box of Confarta cuz they knew before they hired him as the author that he was full of hot air. Word had already gone round about the type of publications he authored.

They were worried they'd lose him and wouldn't be able to find anyone else willing to lend their name to the study.

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"...and thank you for all that you do day in and day out..."

Hi Charles, only you would thank you twice.

I can't stay here chatting instead of working. I'm after your job.

I must sell more Confarta, I must sell more Confarta, I must sell more Confarta...

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are funny as hell! Keep it up.

5:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should write a skit on the ridiculous business plans and "90 day plans" managers ask reps to prepare. Does anyone really look at them, what a waste of time. When you work 10:00 to 2:00 everyday who has time for idiotic paperwork!?

5:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the dinner program idea. Lots of Begging to get the doc to go.

Also, let's see an episode on podmates dating, or maybe Charles slept with a co-worker at a meeting. Let the drama begin...

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can Williams and Williams get its own board on CafePharma?

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 3:41 PM Poster.

Don't let them leave with leftovers, take them home yourself retard!

5:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Episode 14/20?

I want Animated Avatars for my profile at Cafe Pharma.

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Big Titty Trena said...

Have you submitted this as a pilot?? this would beat out THE OFFICE!!

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the idea of having Charles beg for physicians to go to a dinner meeting. That's always a nightmare.
You could do the whole process......getting a speaker, making invitations, getting the restaurant etc.
New blogger

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Charles doing a team building exercise?

New blogger S

7:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the funniest thing ever. I have been in the industry for 19 years and you have this down to an art. Have you thought to having a breathalizer installed in your company car because you had a drinking problem. I think you should introduce us to your manager who is, of course horrible. Keep the episodes coming.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This parody is better than anything on SNL for years. How about showing Charles wasted at a meeting and showing up late the next morning?

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to see Charles in a coaching session with his manager going over winning practices. Or how about a scene in the sample closet where Charles shoves his competitors samples to the back and places his in front and then has a confrontation with the competitor rep. The possibilities are endless!

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the 7:45 Anonymous

Never trust a fart or a drug company... Everyone get's shat on.... Open you eyes loser..

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

POA workshops would be awesome, or DM/ ridealong feedback, or a dinner program with manditory attendance requirments, inventory audits would be funny too. Anyways you rock! I hope you make it big.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charles ..... Brilliant!!!!! My ex wife is an employee at Nofartus, your competition. What a farma robot she was.... No values or morals.... a perfect date for you!
Her hard work has made her a "Associate Director of Marketing". Now she can fuck people up, on an even larger scale!

What a great industry!!!!

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need a Confarta comeback!

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