Sunday, May 28, 2006

Selling Tips

Never spray an enema at a customer. IT DOES NOT GET THEIR POSITIVE ATTENTION.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's also important to remember to wear your pants in an office.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've actually had more sucess when I've left my pants at home.

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Crazy Mark said...

It's success moran.

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When asked "how much does Confarta cost?" always respond with "It's covered by all plans on tier 4 - 9" or "How much would you pay for such a beautiful scent?"

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Selling Tips
Never spray an enema at a customer. IT DOES NOT GET THEIR POSITIVE ATTENTION.
posted by CEO at 9:32 AM"


I discovered you were right.

However, and this is a tip only for reps who really want to get to the top, I found that spraying it at yourself DOES get positive attention.

I can't go into more detail at the moments as its difficult to use the keyboard with handcuffs on.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all know that "CC" records most of his calls while sitting on the can.

9:35 PM  

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